Dreaming of the Alamo

After talking about it in the lab, I then had a dream, dealing with The Alamo last night. It went something like this.

[Music starts playing in the background. It took me awhile, but this is the theme from Gladiator]

Voiceover: They were bankers.
[Showing some 1830s bankers]
Voiceover: They were lawyers.
[Showing some 1830s lawyers]
Voiceover: They were physicists
[Shows Joe wearing the stereotypical Davy Crockett gear with a coonskin hat and Scott wearing a 1830s suit. They're cleaning their muskets]
Scott: I tell you, Joe, when they unify the EM equations, Physics will be changed forever!
Voiceover:...and they were wavy red-haired girls who like to teach English to deprived Mexican kids.
[Show picture of Emily walking towards us. Music stops suddenly like how a rapper stops a record.]
[Turn to picture of Scott and Joe. They look up. Their faces are in horror and completely surprised.]
Scott: Wait, Emily's here?
[Jim Bowie walks towards them]
Joe: Hey, Bowie! Is Emily here?
Bowie: Yeah, she wants to teach English to deprived Mexican children.
Scott: Uh-oh.
Joe: You all gonna die now.
Bowie: Huh?
Scott: That's it! All bets are off!
Joe: You gonna die.
Scott: We're going now, Bowie. Best you do too. FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
[They throw down their muskets, run for their horses and flee for their lives]

20 MINUTES LATER {Okay, so maybe I don't know if it was 20 min later but lets say it was for dramatic effect}
[Mexican troops are walking through the open doors into the Alamo without any type of a fight.]
Bowie: Wait, who was the idiot who left the doors open?
Random person: Umm, those are the doors that Emily leaves by.
[Bowie is in shock as he remembers what he was told.]
Bowie: EEEEMMMMMIIIILLLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Travis: We gonna die now.
[Turns to picture of Joe and Scott fleeing for their lives]
Scott: I told them to FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES!!!!!!
Joe: They all dead now

Voiceover: The ALAMO, betrayed by a girl named Emily. Comes to a theatre near you on Friday.